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I was experimenting with a suction cup dildo on the edge of the tub. The first two inches are manageable but then it gets thicker. I’m a bit of a novice but I was doing my best to get the entire length inside. Well, I can’t seem to get over the hump (pun intended) after 20 minutes so I give up and take it out. I stand up in the shower then I hear plop plop. I look down and realize that although I took a shit earlier I wasn’t completely clean. I started laughing and realized how lucky that it happened in the tub instead of my man cave. I would have had a hell of a time trying to explain why there’s poop on the carpet with no pets.
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